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A Real Boyfriend

Thu Nov 19, 2009, 6:40 AM
When she stares at your mouth
–Wave a hand in front of her face–

When she pushes you or hits you like a dummie cause she thinks shes stronger than you
;Pin her hands while simultaneously trying to tickle her–

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
–DO NOT LAUGH–

When she's quiet
–Ask her why she's so silent–

When she ignores you
–Ask what's her problem...in the nicest way possible–

When she pulls away
–Attempt to pull her back–

When you see her at her worst
–Giver her a big ol' hug–

When you see her start crying
–Make her laugh until her tears are not of sorrow–

When you see her walking
–ATTACK!–

When she's scared
–Tease her a bit...but if it's a spider step on it first.--

When she steals your favorite hoodie
--Attempt to steal it back but at the last minute give it to her to wear for a little while--

When she teases you
--Tease her back and make her laugh--

When she doesn't answer for a long time
;Poke her side–

When she looks at you with doubt
–Find the proof to show you're true--

When she says that she loves you
–Just hope she means it AND DON'T SAY IT BACK UNLESS YOU DO TOO!--

When she grabs at your hands
–Give her a questioning look and do not struggle–

When she bumps into you
–Don't bump her back hard enough to slam her into a wall--

When she tells you a secret
–DON'T BE AN IDIOT AND TELL ANYONE ELSE–

When she looks at you in your eyes
–Stare back and declare you shall win this staring contest--

When she says it's over
–Make sure she's not joking–

When she reposts this bulletin
–It's because she thinks it's cute or as others have said, 'have nothing else to do'--

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 years later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her (Actually, DON'T. She'll probably be all ticked that you woke her up that early.)

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you. (But not on the first date. That kind of attitude that early kind of screams STALKER.)

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. (Or at least when she's had a really bad day.)

- Give her the world. (Once again; not on the first date.)

- Let her wear your clothes. (But for the love of God, DO NOT WEAR HERS.)

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. (ESPECIALLY if she's sad.)

- Let her know she's important.(Subtly; unless you're dating an airhead like me. Then subtleness might not work too well.)

- Don't talk about other girls around her. (Unless she's like, you're mom.)

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose a** am I kicking baby?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you
Kiss you
Love you
Text you


Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend.

Girls post as: "A real boyfriend"

and if you do not re-post this within 4 minutes and tag 13 people.
you'll have bad luck
with the one you love

  • Listening to: nothing
  • Reading: this journal
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: mini blueberry muffin
  • Drinking: water

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  • Favourite movie: Twilight and New Moon
  • Favourite band or musician: Skillet
  • Favourite genre of music: a little bit of everything
  • Favourite artist: one of my friends at school and my brother
  • Favourite style of art: anime
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  • Shell of choice: Turtle shell
  • Skin of choice: mine?
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo DS
  • Favourite cartoon character: Spongebob
  • Personal Quote: "I'm not short, I'm funsized!"
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil and paper

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Comments


:icontartuffle:
:hug: i just wanted to drop in and thank you so much for the comments and for the watch!@ :D

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:iconshortdrawer:
:)

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I'm not short, I'm funsized!
:icontwilightgirl80:
Thank you for the watch!!! :hug: ♥♥

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:iconbellacullen124:
Thanks so much for the watch! :+devwatch: :heart: :hug:

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:iconshortdrawer:
:) i love your writing it is amazing!!!!

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*~shortdrawer~*

I'm not short, I'm funsized!
:iconvasogoma:
thanks for the fav! <3

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random hugs are healthy! :hug:
[link] <--my blog ^_^
:iconkilama:
Thank you for the watch!

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I have a second dream. It's name is DC Comics.
I have a wish. It's name is Broadway.

Anyone can be a writer. It takes more to be an author.
:iconkilama:
Thanks for the favs!

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COME TO ANIMEKAIGI! -----> [link]

I have a dream. It's name is Harper Collins.
I have a second dream. It's name is DC Comics.
I have a wish. It's name is Broadway.

Anyone can be a writer. It takes more to be an author.
:icondekayhawk:
Hey there! I am a friend of your big bro! Welcome to da!!!!!! :D

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:icondarthdespario:
thanks for the watch, little sis ;)

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